Dark Green Pants at the Beach

Just say no!

It's not a good idea to put them back on when your suit isn't all the way dry.

It scares small children in the ladies room into total shocked silence...

It's a good conversation starter at the bar, tho ;)

OK...so this didn't make sense as it is, so I'm adding some clarity (I think...lol)

When you pull on your shorts over a wet suit, often the color of the shorts darkens a bit. I'd been wearing my sand colored shorts to the beach most days, so even when they were damp here and there, it didn't show much.

However, when you wear dark colors (olive green, for example ;) it just gets REALLY DARK when it's damp or wet from your suit underneath.

Then, when you walk into a restaurant, or bar, or ladies room...you get some really strange looks! Frankly, said small child in the ladies room looked at me with miserable understanding...not believing that it was my swimsuit that made my shorts look like that...and I got the same response (although with much more laughter) coming out of the restaurant's bar later on that evening after dinner...

Bottom line...hehe...no dark shorts to the beach when leaving before suit is dry...